Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
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