i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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