You were right. It hurts to walk today.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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