Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
Randomize