Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
she looked like the before picture.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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