For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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