Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
I have peed in a lot of sinks
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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