It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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