The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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