I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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