So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
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