My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Buhtt sex?
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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