Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
Ambien. No doubt about it.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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