i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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