were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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