At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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