what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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