his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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