some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Come see our sink grown plant.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
You are a genius and a whore.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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