This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
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