I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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