she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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