I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Green mimosas i think yes
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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