I'm drive I can fine osifer
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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