would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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