I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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