now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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