please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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