i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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