But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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