you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Randomize
