Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Randomize
