It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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