I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
she smelled like a LAN party
I intend to get homeless drunk
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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