Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
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