Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
You're like the curious george of whores
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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