He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
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