Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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