Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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