oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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