Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
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