You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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