Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
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