is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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