READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
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