10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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