well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Randomize
