Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
Randomize
