I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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