Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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