that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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