I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize