That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Your topless pictures make me question reality
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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