if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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