where am i from again
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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