I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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