5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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