We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Randomize
