Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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