I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Can i not drive my cunt home
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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